About the Creator
About Katie
I am the all-powerful creator and ruler of the Partially Human Universe. I would be an excellent dictator, so if you hear about an opening to rule a smallish country—please send it my way. In the meantime, I will use blog posts and bad drawings to get everyone to do what I want. Please make this easy on me and do exactly what I tell you to do.
I also highly value autonomy, freedom, and personal responsibility, and think everyone should be able to do whatever they want (as long as they aren’t hurting anyone). So I don’t care if you listen to me or do anything I tell you. I’ll actually respect you more if you don’t. I hope you question everything I say and try to prove me wrong.
It’s doesn’t really matter who I am though. Since you are reading this through your filter of the world—creating a story based on your beliefs—all I can ever be to you is a projection of your own mind.
Facts:
- I wish it were socially acceptable to ask your neighbors’ dogs to come over to hang out.
- When traveling, I spend an inordinate amount of time fantasizing about how I would redesign airports to prevent people from crowding around both:
- 1.Тhe departure gate before it is their group number’s turn to board, sowing confusion about where the line is and whether they are in it; and
- 2.The baggage claim, completely BLOCKING others’ ability to see and grab their bags.
- I love bulleted lists, like this one.
- And I also like sub-bullets.
- But sub-sub-bullets are just too much.
- And I also like sub-bullets.
- If I start eating something that turns out to taste gross, it makes me feel righteous to finish eating it anyway.
- I believe that establishments with “no outside food or drink” policies are violating my fundamental human rights and I refuse to obey their preposterous demands. Consequently, I am a master at sneaking food into places.
- Now that two things on this list are about food, I’m worried that you’ll think I’m fat.
- Now I’m worried that I’ll be accused of fat shaming.
- Now I’m reminding myself that we’re all going to die one day and none of this will matter, so I feel better.
- I know I contradicted myself by not only adding a sub-sub-bullet, but now also a sub-sub-sub-bullet. This is a power move to show you that I can do whatever I want.
- Now I’m reminding myself that we’re all going to die one day and none of this will matter, so I feel better.
- Now I’m worried that I’ll be accused of fat shaming.
- We probably shouldn’t end on that note. Here are some pictures of my dogs being awesome. Please enjoy.
